10 More Things I Never Want to Hear Again…Ever

10. Tabloid buzz about the marital problems of Jon and Kate (plus 8).

9. Notre Dame students vs Barack Obama.

8. Adam Lambert screaming.

7. Anything about Swine Flu.

6. Dick Cheny yappin’ his gums.

5. The story of Farrah Faucet’s battle with cancer.

4. “And again, the Indaians lose in the 9th inning due to their bull pen.”

3. Teenagers talking about stuff that is featured on their cell-phones and/or iPods.

2. Anything about or from Carrie Prejean, Miss California, USA. I mean really, WHO cares!?

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