Ten Things I Never Want to Hear Again…Ever

10.  Sentences that begin with “In these troubled times…” or “In today’s economy…”

9.  Anything having to do with Octomom.

8.  Anything having to do with Chris Brown or Rhianna.

7.  The sound of Rush Limbaugh’s voice.

6.  Someone asking me, “How are you feeeeeeeeling?” as they fake concern for my well-being.

5.  The “Crazy Frog” song.

4.  My coworker telling any story I’ve already heard.

3.  Any advice regarding my pregnancy or any stories which details someone elses.

2.  Fear mongering stories and/or weather reports on the “news”.

1.  Birds at 5 am.